Blonde: … So as soon as we got home from spring break I told my boyfriend that I had sex with Brad on the beach.
Friend: Oh my gosh! What did your boyfriend do?!
Blonde: He said, ‘I guess we’re not rid­ing in Brad’s limo for prom.‘
Friend: What’s wrong with Brad’s limo?!

–St. Au­gus­tine beach, Flori­da