Little girl: Do a lot of guys try to kiss you at college?
College chick: Ummm… I’m pretty, but that doesn’t mean guys just suddenly try and kiss me.
Little girl: What do you do when they do?
College chick: I think I would slap them.
Little girl: What if he’s naked?
College chick: What, so a naked guy comes up to me and tries to kiss me?
Little girl: What if he gets naked for you?
College chick: How old are you, again?
Little girl: What if he’s naked and there’s sex?
College chick: [Long pause] Uhhh… Do you mean rape?
Little girl: What if he’s like, um, naked and there’s sex?
College chick: … What the…?!

–Coronado Beach, San Diego, California

Overheard by: chippy