Dude #1: So, I’m up for this re­al­i­ty show…
Dude #2: Hey, con­grat­u­la­tions!
Dude #1: But in this con­tract they want me to sign it says, ‘We re­serve the right to use any footage that em­bar­rass­es, hu­mil­i­ates, de­fames, or oth­er­wise ru­ins your fuck­ing life.’ I’m not sign­ing that shit.

–West Hol­ly­wood, Cal­i­for­nia