Pi­lot on PA: We’ll be mak­ing our fi­nal de­scent to Oahu In­ter­na­tion­al Air­port short­ly.
Blonde cheer­leader: Oh my god! I thought we were go­ing to Hon­olu­lu!
9‑year-old boy near­by: Hon­olu­lu is the city on Oahu, you id­iot.
Blonde cheer­leader: Oh… Well, how am I sup­posed to know that?

–Plane to Hawaii

Over­heard by: Derek