Swedish guy: Are you the hip­pies?
Dread­lock guy: I guess so.
Swedish guy: So, you hip­pies, do you have the or­gies?
Dread­lock girl: Um… We de­cide that on a hip­pie by hip­pie ba­sis.
Swedish guy: Oh, be­cause you say ‘Yes,’ and I sign up now.

–Queen­stown, New Zealand

Over­heard by: sue