Lit­tle boy point­ing to porta­bel­la mush­room: Mom­my, what’s that?
Tired moth­er: It’s a mush­room. Some­day I’m go­ing to make you a ham­burg­er for din­ner, but in­stead of meat, it’s go­ing to have one of those mush­rooms in it.
Lit­tle boy look­ing back at mush­room, ter­ri­fied: Why would you do that?!

–Beach­side Pro­duce Plus, Mel­bourne Beach, Flori­da