Dude: This beach trip has been so awe­some!
Chick: We’ve been here all week, and you haven’t walked down to the beach once.
Dude: Yeah, but it’s great to just sit around, drink, and get high.
Chick: You do that at home.
Dude: But I can see the wa­ter from the win­dow. At home all I see is the park­ing lot.

–Nags Head, North Car­oli­na