Pro­fes­sor to group of girls cov­ered in whitish goo: What hap­pened to you?
Girl #1: Egg sac war.
Girl #2 and Girl #3: Yeah.
Pro­fes­sor: … Ugh.
Guy: I love this class.

–Fort DeS­o­to Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: There’s noth­ing like lab in the field