Lit­tle girl: What does that sign mean?
Fa­ther: That means ‘Pedes­tri­ans,’ sweet­ie.
Lit­tle girl: Are we pedes­tri­ans?
Fa­ther: Yes, we are.
Lit­tle girl: Oh… I thought we were Catholics.

–Beach near Am­s­ter­dam, North Hol­land, Nether­lands

Over­heard by: Daan