Moth­er: Both of my daugh­ters are al­lowed to mar­ry Or­lan­do Bloom if they ever want to. That is one gor­geous boy.
Fa­ther: Who’s Or­lan­do Bloom?
Daugh­ter #1: An elf.
Moth­er: No, he’s not.
Daugh­ter #2: Yes, he is — he was Lego­las in the Lord of the Rings.
Fa­ther: The elf was played by a black man?

–Car­oli­na Beach, North Car­oli­na