Dude #1: I bet I can make Jill* show us her coot­er right here on the beach.
Dude #2: No way.
Dude #1: Twen­ty bucks says I can.
Dude #2: You’re on.
Dude #1: Hey, Jill, I hear you have a tat­too above your vagi­na that says ‘Come on in.‘
Jill: What?! What kind of skank do you think I am?
Dude #1: Well, I don’t. That’s what I heard.
Jill: Okay, I’ll show you when we get back to the room.
Dude #1: You’ll for­get. Do it now. No one’s watch­ing. [Jill low­ers her biki­ni bot­tom.] I’m go­ing to tell that per­son to stop telling lies about you.

–Des­tin, Flori­da