Teen girl: I heard there are sharks in the lake.
Teen boy: That’s prob­a­bly not true.
Teen girl: It’s true. Like, some­body got killed here by a shark.
Teen boy: I think you have up­state New York con­fused with any­where with a shore­line.
Teen girl: But…
Teen boy: ‘But’-nothing if you wan­na get fucked lat­er.

–Lake George, New York