Boston­ian #1: I was think­ing I should try out for Sat­ur­day Night Live or some­thin’.
Boston­ian #2: Yeah, you should, Vin. You are fun­ny!
Boston­ian #1: Yeah, I know! I mean, who’s fun­nier than me? Ex­cept for, you know, co­me­di­ans.

–South Beach, Martha’s Vine­yard, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: lu­na