Kid #1: Wan­na make a sand cas­tle?
Kid #2: I don’t like you.
Kid #1: Wan­na go swim­ming?
Kid #2: I don’t like you.
Kid #1: Wan­na go eat ice cream?
Kid #2: Wan­na go die?

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Mandy