Chick #1: Hey, have you heard of those Rice Krispie treats? They’re awe­some. They should so make a ce­re­al out of those or some­thing!
Chick #2: You dum­b­ass, they are ce­re­al!
Chick #1: Oh…

–Robert Moses Beach, Long Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: i like rice krispies