Ditz #1: I would love to be a Bud­dhist.
Ditz #2: Yeah, it’s re­al­ly spir­i­tu­al.
Ditz #1: Yeah, all the med­i­tat­ing and stuff…
Ditz #2: Yeah…
Ditz #1: … But not a full Bud­dhist — that would be bor­ing.
Ditz #2: Yeah, just do it for the yo­ga and stuff.

–Jet­ty Road, Glenelg, Aus­tralia