Doc­tor: This woman came in­to the ER the oth­er day who had cut her­self on the fore­head, but in­stead of us­ing a tow­el or some­thing to stop the bleed­ing, she wrapped her head up like sev­en times with duct tape.
Dork: Holy shit! How did you get it off of her?
Doc­tor: We had to cut it off in lit­tle strips. She looked like a Her­shey’s Kiss.
Dork: What, you mean she was black?
Doc­tor: Yes!

–Crane Beach, Mass­a­chu­setts