Boy #1: Are you gonna use your re­al age or your fake age?
Boy #2: I’m gonna say I’m 20.
Boy #1: Fuck that! I’m say­ing 17.
Boy #3: I’m so wast­ed I can hard­ly ride my bike.

–Fos­ter Av­enue Beach, Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Beach Comber