Jock #1: Woah! I am so down for some vol­ley­ball!
Jock #2: Boc­ce ball!
Jock #1: Boc­ce is huge.
Jock #2: Man, I feel like a kid in a can­dy store… Yo, I am so in­to this boc­ce ball.
Jock #1: Boc­ce is huge.

–Dr. Grav­i­ty’s Kite Shop, Har­wich­port, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: jon wa­zoo