Teen girl #1: Why the hell are we here?
Teen girl #2: Be­cause we have noth­ing bet­ter to do.
Teen girl #1: Wait… why did­n’t we call that guy who did that porno af­ter high school? He’ll do us both.

–Ash­waubo­may Lake, Ash­waubenon, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Lacy Mag­no­lia