Grand­moth­er: So you’re not in a fight any­more?
Lit­tle boy, hug­ging lit­tle girl: We’re gett­ting mar­ried!
Grand­moth­er: But you’re cousins.
Lit­tle boy: No, I mean when we’re old­er.
Grand­moth­er: But you’ll still be…Never mind.

–Or­t­ley Beach, New Jer­sey