Teen girl #1: Oh, I’m so hap­py for Can­dice!* She fi­nal­ly has a nor­mal boyfriend!
Teen girl #2: Oh, that’s nice…Wait, is it that 29-year-old E deal­er you guys met at that rave in Chill­i­wack?
Teen girl #1: Yes!

Long pause.

Teen girl #1: Well, it’s nor­mal for her, I guess.

–Eng­lish Bay, Van­cou­ver, British Co­lum­bia