Bag­gy-Pants boy #1: I don’t take off my shoes at the beach.
Bag­gy-Pants boy #2: How are you go­ing to walk in the wa­ter?
Bag­gy-Pants boy #1: I’ll just keep them on. Is there a law that says you have to be bare­foot in the ocean?
Bag­gy-Pants boy #2: No. But there’s a law that says if you do that, you’re gonna look like a jack­ass.

–Fort Laud­erdale Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Les­ley