Girl #1: Do you think be­fore you speak?
Girl #2: Well, some­times I just run my mouth off and hope what I’m say­ing is true. But then I fig­ure, if it’s not, who’s go­ing to call me on it?
Girl #1: So…tell me about what hap­pened last night again?
Girl #2: Wait, what did I tell you? I don’t re­mem­ber if I lied.

–Dewey Beach, Delaware

Over­heard by: Chel Sea