Guy: So how’s Bob?
Girl: He’s okay. They went in and found the tu­mor and took it out. They still need to do a biop­sy to see what it is, but they think they got it all.
Guy: Yeah, but how is he?
Girl: He says he’s got a big headache.
Guy: Well, yeah, of course he’s got a headache!
Girl: Yeah, huh? The guy did just have brain surgery. But you know Bob. He was back in busi­ness on Fri­day, still sell­ing herb, but now he’s got a patch on his head. “We got­ta get back to nor­mal!“
Guy: That’s a New York Jew for you.
Girl: You said it, not me.

–Coney Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: Sun­ny Reis­er