Tourist guy: I hate these tourists! They think they’re so cool, just com­ing down for the week­end in their lit­tle homes, fuck­ing up the traf­fic and mak­ing park­ing dif­fi­cult. Go home!
Lo­cal teen: Your li­cense plate says you’re from Penn­syl­va­nia.
Tourist guy: I rent for the sum­mer. I guess I’m kin­da like you, in a sense.
Lo­cal teen: Bitch, please.

–Bethany Beach, Delaware

Over­heard by: beach na­tive