Po­lice of­fi­cer: You’re un­der ar­rest for un­der­age drink­ing in pub­lic.
Amer­i­can teen: But they’re from Cana­da, of­fi­cer!
Po­lice of­fi­cer: Got any mar­i­jua­na in your purse?

–Sandes­tin, Flori­da

Over­heard by: proud­cana­di­an