Girl #1, shak­ing off sand: Oh, great, now I’m gonna have to take a show­er.
Girl #2: I know, like, what’s with all the sand? Ugh, so an­noy­ing.
Girl #1: Are you se­ri­ous? We’re at the beach.
Girl #2: Huh?

–Stin­son Beach, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: ein­stein lives!