Lit­tle girl: Do you have a boyfriend?
Old­er girl: Not right now.
Lit­tle girl: Do you kiss guys on the lips?
Old­er girl: Well…
Lit­tle girl: Do you kiss your dad on the lips?
Old­er girl: Not that I can re­mem­ber, no.
Lit­tle girl: You don’t kiss your dad on the lips? I kissed mine on the lips this morn­ing!

–Palm City, Flori­da

Over­heard by: MBD