“Jews for Je­sus” guy: You like Su­per­man? Take this pam­phlet. Read it with all your friends. It will be sto­ry time!

Hands out pam­phlet that metaphor­i­cal­ly de­scribes Je­sus as Su­per­man.

Girl: I did­n’t re­al­ize Jews wor­shipped Su­per­man.

–Jones Beach, New York