Burly guy: One good thing about this trip: at least it ain’t Jer­sey.
Girl­friend: Jer­sey’s not that bad!
Burly guy: Easy for you to say, there’s not a war­rant out for you there.

–Re­vere Beach, Re­vere, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Stay­ing far away from this guy…