White trash 7 year old, chas­ing seag­ulls: Var­mits! Get away, you var­mits!
Man: Does she mean varmints?
Woman: She’s from In­di­ana. That 10 year old next to her who is throw­ing the shov­el at the seag­ulls is prob­a­bly her moth­er.

–In­di­ana Dunes Na­tion­al Park