Boss: What do you call this fin­ger in Eng­lish?
Em­ploy­ee: The ring fin­ger.
Boss: Ok, how about this one?
Em­ploy­ee: Uh, hold it right there [takes a pic­ture] That’s the mid­dle fin­ger.
Boss: I see. How about the lit­tle one?

Trans­lat­ed from the Japan­ese

–Beach BBQ in Toya­ma, Japan