Guy try­ing to pick up girl: Hey you wan­na go out tonight?
Girl be­ing picked up: No.
Guy try­ing to pick up girl: Why not? You mar­ried?
Girl be­ing picked up: No.
Guy try­ing to pick up girl: Oh, is it be­cause of that na­tal­ie hal­loway shit? Omg too fun­ny. Who brings that up when try­ing to pick up chicks??

–Pana­ma City Beach