Guy: See that dark area in the wa­ter slow­ly mov­ing? It’s a school of fish
Girl: Wow, are you sure?
Guy: Yup — snap­per.
Girl: Wow, that’s amaz­ing. [Long pause] How come it’s now on the sand?
Guy: It could al­so be a cloud.

–Point Pleas­ant Beach, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Rob Kem­per