Lit­tle girl, play­ing in pool at ho­tel: Nana, what beach are we at?
Old­er woman: Myr­tle beach.
Lit­tle girl: Mur­der beach!
Rest of kids in pool: Mur­der beach! We’re at mur­der beach!
Lit­tle boy: Hey, let’s play mur­der beach. I’ll kill you and rob your dead body!

–Myr­tle Beach, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Marisa Eng­lish