Cute brunette in black bikini to boyfriend: Can we go? There’s a guy over there filming us.
Brunette: Over there, in the white shorts. What a creeper!
(a few minutes after)
Brunette’s female friend: White shorts is going in the water. I hope he gets his camera wet.
Brunette: It’s actually kinda flattering.
Boyfriend: First you’re all insulted, and now your flattered. Pfft!
–Beach, Chicago, Illinois