Cute brunette in black biki­ni to boyfriend: Can we go? There’s a guy over there film­ing us.
Boyfriend: Where?
Brunette: Over there, in the white shorts. What a creep­er!
(a few min­utes af­ter)
Brunet­te’s fe­male friend: White shorts is go­ing in the wa­ter. I hope he gets his cam­era wet.
Brunette: It’s ac­tu­al­ly kin­da flat­ter­ing.
Boyfriend: First you’re all in­sult­ed, and now your flat­tered. Pfft!

–Beach, Chica­go, Illi­nois