Eight-year-old boy to ran­dom adult: I want to be a ter­ror­ist just like my grand­pa!
Shocked ran­dom adult: Would­n’t you rather be a po­lice of­fi­cer or a Texas Ranger or some­thing?
Eight-year-old boy: No. They don’t get paaaaaid!

–New Smyr­na Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Rachel Marie