Frat guy #1: So he was dat­ing her for a whole month be­fore he re­al­ized she was a tran­ny. Even had sex with her twice, no clue.
Frat guy #2: There’s no way he did­n’t know!
Frat guy #1: Well, he was drunk. And you went out with her be­fore he did, so who are you to talk?

–Ocean City, Mary­land

Over­heard by: The WC