Girl #1: Can you stop touch­ing your junk in front of me?
Boy: I’m not touch­ing my junk!
Girl #2: Stop touch­ing your junk!
Boy: I’m not touch­ing my junk!
Girl #1: Stop touch­ing your junk!
Boy: I’m not touch­ing my junk!
Girl #3: Can we touch each oth­er’s junk?
Boy, girl #1 and #2: What?

–Deer­field Beach
Flori­da