Gui­do: I re­al­ly wan­na get a tan to­day.
Bored girl: Sure.
Gui­do: Do you think there’s enough sun to get a tan to­day?
Bored girl: I don’t know. Maybe.
Gui­do: Will go­ing in the wa­ter help me get a tan?
Bored girl: It might.
Gui­do: I re­al­ly wan­na get tan.
Bored girl: So where are you go­ing to col­lege?

–Coney Is­land