Girl to boy show­ing a pic­ture: This is for Valen­tine’s Day.
Boy: Umm… That’s re­al­ly dis­turb­ing, is it a bou­quet of penis­es?
Girl: It’s not dis­turb­ing! It’s for Valen­tine’s. (pause) Wait, did you just say “penis­es”?

–Tam­pa, Flori­da