Fa­ther to 14-month-old daugh­ter: Can dad­dy get a ta­ble dance?”
(tod­dler starts to bounce up and down)
Moth­er, tak­ing daugh­ter from fa­ther’s arms: No, be­cause she wants to give her ma­ma a lap dance!
Dis­gust­ed un­cle: This is so wrong on so many lev­els…

–Do­he­ny State Beach, Dana Point, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Glad I’m re­lat­ed by mar­riage