Blonde teen: You know that woman we saw at Ikea last year, the one that was like, mas­sive­ly, ex­plo­sive­ly preg­nant?
Brunette teen: Yeah?
Blonde teen: Well I’ve been won­der­ing…
Brunette teen: If she’s had her ba­by yet?
Blonde teen: No, I won­der if she named her ba­by “Ikea.”

–Bon­di Beach, Syd­ney, Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Jed­da