Girl­friend: Hey, do you know I heard down in Brazil they, like, mix sand in with their sun­tan lo­tion so that it ex­fo­li­ates their skin?
Boyfriend: That’s fuck­ing stu­pid.
Girl­friend: Tell me about it! I tried it last year and got a nasty rash. So this year I’m us­ing sand and ba­by oil.

–Waiki­ki Beach, Hawaii

Over­heard by: Neeri