Old­er la­dy #1: You know they have a hot stone mas­sage?
Old­er la­dy #2: Re­al­ly?
Old­er la­dy #1: Yeah! It sounds re­al­ly nice.
Old­er la­dy #2: Maybe we should get them! Then we can get shirts that say “I got stoned in Mi­a­mi“
Old­er la­dy #1, laugh­ing: We could.
Old­er la­dy #2: No, but I ac­tu­al­ly want to get them and wear that shirt.

–El­emis Spa, Mi­a­mi Beach, Flori­da