Six-year-old girl: Hey! Don’t throw sand at me! How would you like it if I threw sand at you? Huh?
Six-year-old boy: Go ahead, I dare you. I would­n’t care, I like the sand. I’ll lay down in it right now if you want. Now shut up, and keep dig­ging.

–Fair­field Beach, Ohio

Over­heard by: SHU friends