Beach ven­dor #1: Ice cold coro­na! Aaargh!
Beach ven­dor #2: Ice cold wa­ter, beer! Aaargh!
Beach ven­dor #1: Yo, we need wigs.
Beach ven­dor #2: Next time I’m wear­ing a pi­rate cos­tume, don’t get it twist­ed.
Beach ven­dor #1: Ice cold coro­na, aargh!

–Brighton Beach, New York