Teen to group of col­lege stu­dents: Hey… What are you guys up to?
Col­lege stu­dent: Play­ing hide-and-seek.
Teen: Well, I was look­ing to get high, but that works too…

–Encini­tas, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Ac­tu­al­ly was play­ing hide and seek