Tan woman: Did you pack a swim­suit?
Pale woman: Yes, I al­ways do.
Tan woman: So you’ll go to the beach?
Pale woman: I have packed the same suit for my last five sum­mer va­ca­tions, it still has the tags on it. What do you think the odds are?

–Emer­ald Isle Fer­ry, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: i’m sur­round­ed by wa­ter, is­n’t that enough